She's blonde and she's very pretty. She's the Chosen One, the one girl in all the world (yadda yadda yadda). She had the tragic love affair of all time, a Slayer fell in love with a vampire. But not just any vampire, but the vampire Angelus, cursed with a soul and now trying to make amends. She is the center of the universe, the diamond in everyone's eye. Her Watcher is there for only when she needs him, and then he's just stuffy, stupid and old. Her best friend Willow is annoying and clingy and so god awful unattractive that why would a boy ever look at her? She's rude to everyone, including her mother, and she even treats the love of her life, Angel, like a second hand toy. No one, especially not Willow or Cordelia will ever be as wonderful as she, and anyone who can't see how wonderful she is, well they have to be an idiot.
Um, if you think that's Buffy Summers, then you clearly have not been watching the same television show that I have been for five years.
Yes, this is another one of my peeves in fan fiction, that I have dubbed "The Buffy Bitca Syndrome." For those who despise Buffy, and rather than write her realistically, strip away everything positive about the character and basically re-create her from "When She Was Bad." This is the Buffy who will sleep with Oz because Willow isn't woman enough (and let's not even follow the Oz thread on that one); this is the Buffy who has sex with Xander behind Willow's back, or tries to, and then when Willow catches them, says they were protecting her. This is the Buffy who chases Angel into Willow's arms (because he wakes up and realizes how horrible she really is) and then vows to kill Angel and Willow both because Angel is hers forever.
This is the Buffy that makes me want to take away computers and word processors.
Is anyone else driven to insanity by the Buffy Bitca Syndrome?
And, do any other universes fall prey to this?
